Who do I see about getting a glass of milk? (via)

That is one low bar for "nice things." (via)

Keep it up and the printer will outlast you. (via)

"Thanks for reminding me.. to let it gooooo!" (via)

Don't encourage them! (via)

 Never forget 5.05.14 (via)

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"I'd actually prefer to speak with your commanding officer." (via)

So you're saying it's organic? (via)

Someone's making this way too complicated. (via)

Time to strat over. (via)

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