"Oh my God! I'm spilling my coffee everywhere!" (via)


Thanks! How about an aisle traffic report? (via)


And productivity is down. (via)

 


This must not be the first time the pot was left empty. (via)

 


"Yes! I can do this!" (via)

 


This is the storyboard for Taken 9: Office Hijinks. (via)

 


Two weeks later I bet it's still sitting there. (via)
 

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"You mean the one with the reindeers and all the fingerprints?" (via)

 


Also good for sending passive aggressive messages to grimy coworkers. (via)

 


Whether it's toilet seats or soup, no one likes a cold bowl. (via)

 


As an optimist, I'm guessing cupcake. (via)

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