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So... buttons are still cool? (via)

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Pretty funny, boss. But where's the part about the money? (via)

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As if he had to mention he was Canadian. (via)

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In the event of an earthquake, the bathroom isn't a bad place to be. (via)

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When quitting, a good rule of thumb is a 2,000 calorie notice. (via)

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Or as "healthy" as Cup Noodles get. (via)

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Lukas might want to update his resume 4 days ago. (via)

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At least a beating would be quicker and more exciting. (via)

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Got a problem with it? Talk to Annette. (via)

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Eat the cupcake, your kid will never know. (via)

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