Speak for yourself. My nickels give me balance.
Physician, heal thyself.
You've got to really love stealing office equipment if you're taking the drains.
We'd risk our job for half an oreo.
Side-note: Keurig coffeee is always horrible. We'd quit if they started making us use those K-cups.
So medium-sized poos are cool?
If you know the author of this sign, withold your love from them. They are undeserving of love.
Thanks for the choices! We'll take option B.
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