Speak for yourself. My nickels give me balance.

Updated 6/27/13:

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Physician, heal thyself.

You've got to really love stealing office equipment if you're taking the drains.

We'd risk our job for half an oreo.

Side-note: Keurig coffeee is always horrible. We'd quit if they started making us use those K-cups.

So medium-sized poos are cool?

If you know the author of this sign, withold your love from them. They are undeserving of love.

Updated 5/31/13:

Thanks for the choices! We'll take option B.

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