I'm sorry. Your husband didn't put a lid on his reheated pasta. Now you have to pay.


He might have fun. He might also discover who he was meant to be.


This note is also works great when you put it on the office door of your least favorite coworker.


Updated 1/28/13:

When will Serge and Wendall stop this bickering and realize they're in love...with pee?


Please try to achieve the level of joylessness that's expected of you.


The plate kidnapped itself, Lebowski. It owed crumbs all over town.


We were going to drop some M-80s down its drain, but the sledgehammer sounds fun too.


If our workplace instituted this rule we'd strike.


The zombie thing is cute, but does the original sign mean you could really lose your job for eating someone's hot pocket?


Updated 12/10/12:

That stuff really works, btw. We can steal Karen's yogurt whenever we want now!

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