We were going to drop some M-80s down its drain, but the sledgehammer sounds fun too.

 


If our workplace instituted this rule we'd strike.

 


The zombie thing is cute, but does the original sign mean you could really lose your job for eating someone's hot pocket?

 

Updated 12/10/12:


That stuff really works, btw. We can steal Karen's yogurt whenever we want now!

 


It's worth the $18/hour. Sandra is an absolutely scintillating conversationalist. You'll weep.

 


That drain sucks!

 


They still don't know who shot that room.

 


Matt doesn't have a whole lot going on for himself right now.

 


These facility repairs will be seen as cheesy at first, but will attain a cult status when they hit video.

 


Fran will devote the rest of her days to making you shit too much.

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