They still don't know who shot that room.

 


Matt doesn't have a whole lot going on for himself right now.

 


These facility repairs will be seen as cheesy at first, but will attain a cult status when they hit video.

 


Fran will devote the rest of her days to making you shit too much.

 

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"Did you see Homeland last night? It made me reflect on Plato's Cave and ideal forms." 

 


The prophet Isiah said one day a female Messiah shall deliver women from Aunt Flo.
 


Dietary harassment is a growing problem in the modern, fat workforce.

 


That mug is the reason local news now shows Ceramic Alerts.
 


Something tells us that guy likes to push everyone's buttons a lot.

 


After all, if you don't throw out the box, no one else can put in food to steal.

 

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