Clearly the work of a career food thief. (via)

Adults are basically just children who've grown fat, watched their dreams die, and learned to shrink from confrontation. So it follows that the modern workplace is just as petty and territorial as your typical elementary school playground, except there's a lot less spitting and hair-pulling, and a lot more bitchy note-writing. The most successful workplace notes strive to entertain just as much as they impolitely advise and chastise, and the notes collected here are some of the best of the medium.


Can never be sure when you work at Disney. (via)

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The time on the microwave speaks volumes. (via)

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Thanks, but I've already got a paper strips guy. (via)

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The law offices of Passive, Aggressive and Annoying. (via)

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"So it is written, so it shall be flushed." (via)

(updated 9.08.14)


"That's so funny, because I lick your pens too!" (via)

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Recurring dreams go in the blue bin. (via)

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Nice thought, especially considering the source. (via)

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You'd think at this point it would be up for grabs. (via)

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