"That's so funny, because I lick your pens too!" (via)

Adults are basically just children who've grown fat, watched their dreams die, and learned to shrink from confrontation. So it follows that the modern workplace is just as petty and territorial as your typical elementary school playground, except there's a lot less spitting and hair-pulling, and a lot more bitchy note-writing. The most successful workplace notes strive to entertain just as much as they impolitely advise and chastise, and the notes collected here are some of the best of the medium.

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Recurring dreams go in the blue bin. (via)

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Nice thought, especially considering the source. (via)

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You'd think at this point it would be up for grabs. (via)

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Thanks, but that doesn't really solve the problem. (via)

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It's not what you think - a guy named "Jack" took a half-day.
To masturbate.
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Updated 8.11.14


Episode VIII: The Cubicle Menace. (via)

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Caution: Faint while using the urinal and you'll never hear the end of it. (via)



Gas station spelling error. It's supposed to say "Pimp 6." (via)



For Rachel's sake, I hope she's leaving. (via)

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