Got a problem with it? Talk to Annette. (via)

Adults are basically just children who've grown fat, watched their dreams die, and learned to shrink from confrontation. So it follows that the modern workplace is just as petty and territorial as your typical elementary school playground, except there's a lot less spitting and hair-pulling, and a lot more bitchy note-writing. The most successful workplace notes strive to entertain just as much as they impolitely advise and chastise, and the notes collected here are some of the best of the medium.

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Eat the cupcake, your kid will never know. (via)

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How about Cocktor Pepper? (via)

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Someone's on the Candy Crush Diet. (via)

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As if the French Bread Pizza Bandit would ever bother to read that. (via)

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That kind of sounds like your problem, Tony. (via)

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Funny one, 90s kid. (via)

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Notes are a great way to spot a place with great job security. (via)

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The part about it being a high tech company wasn't even necessary. (via)

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Even if it were, I wouldn't take it from that sink. (via)

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