As if he had to mention he was Canadian. (via)

Adults are basically just children who've grown fat, watched their dreams die, and learned to shrink from confrontation. So it follows that the modern workplace is just as petty and territorial as your typical elementary school playground, except there's a lot less spitting and hair-pulling, and a lot more bitchy note-writing. The most successful workplace notes strive to entertain just as much as they impolitely advise and chastise, and the notes collected here are some of the best of the medium.

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In the event of an earthquake, the bathroom isn't a bad place to be. (via)

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When quitting, a good rule of thumb is a 2,000 calorie notice. (via)

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Or as "healthy" as Cup Noodles get. (via)

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Lukas might want to update his resume 4 days ago. (via)

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At least a beating would be quicker and more exciting. (via)

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Got a problem with it? Talk to Annette. (via)

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Eat the cupcake, your kid will never know. (via)

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How about Cocktor Pepper? (via)

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Someone's on the Candy Crush Diet. (via)

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