someecards.com - Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday
Some people have to read terrible erotica to feel the way you feel today.

You're miserable, but it's okay. There's safety in numbers. Look around you and you'll see nothing but cranky, sleep-deprived husks of human beings, all of whom left their souls in their beds this morning when they finally stopped hitting snooze and threw themselves under a shower. Reach out to them. The strongest bonds are formed amongst people who've shared an experience so traumatic and horrifying that they need to find others to confirm that they are right to feel scarred for life. Monday is such an experience. All of you at work today, you're all brothers and sisters of the Monday. That's a bond that never dies. Click on any of these cards to share the agony.

 

someecards.com - I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
For when Monday starts to feel not just awful, but tediously repetitive.

 

someecards.com - Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
A great way to thank someone for giving you an excuse to get loaded tonight.

 

someecards.com - I wish I could outsource my Mondays to India.
At this point, you probably can.

 

someecards.com - There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
There is if you work in Afghanistan.

 

someecards.com - It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
But the quality is cut in half, and the savings are passed on to doing it all again on Tuesday.

 

someecards.com - Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.
A great card as long as you don't work with your significant other.

 

someecards.com - May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution.
For when you wish you could wear a blindfold all day until it's over.

 

someecards.com - I'd rather enter the Hunger Games than enter the office on Mondays
Office Hunger Games is called "Layoffs."

 

someecards.com - Let's help each other get through this unpleasant interlude between Monday morning hangovers and Thursday night drinking.
Anti-depressants are a big help in this regard.