The first thing they teach in drug dealing school must be to never put up flyers with your home address on them. We have a feeling one of Dave's less-than-pleased Dayton, Ohio neighbors chose this route over complaining to the better business bureau. What really tips it off is the assurance "we take food stamps," which no drug dealer worth his salt would ever do, or so we've heard. (Via imgur)

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