While this is an admittedly passive-aggressive way to tell off your boss, we applaud this departing employee for still making sure to intersperse his vulgar tirade with some useful information about the product at hand. Of course, there's a pretty good chance the fat f**k who buys this thing will be in such a rush to get it home and use it that they'll never even read the fine print, so he's probably safe to come back to work tomorrow if he changes his mind.

Sources: Reddit