God must have a bigger plan for him or a really dark sense of humor.
The only thing more depressing than a person killing himself is a person desperately hurling himself out of a moving car, walking away, throwing himself in front of a truck, surviving, and then being so pathetically resigned to his fate that he gets up and walks the rest of the way to work. We're not professionals, but it seems like this man's lack of perseverance may be why his life isn't going the way he wants it to. Committing suicide is just like anything else: you have to make a plan and follow through.
Sources: Fox News