Speaking truth to tenure.
This note to a professor reportedly appeared in the school's newspaper, either because parking is a hugely contentious issue at this college, or because students just love any time a professor is told to "GTFO." It's about picking your battles. Students may have to accept watching their savings be ripped out of their bank accounts, but they will not stand for having their parking spots pulled out from under their tires. And with this note, professors who thought they'd earned any hint of respect via their position on a faculty are reminded that they're nothing more than employees of their students' parents. We're sure it will all be resolved when the school's endowment is drained and they're forced to go online only.
Sources: Redditor pickleNIPPLES