Finally, someone who's high enough to have an excuse for vertical video.
Hooo boy. A girl went to go get her wisdom teeth out and, for some reason, her mom and doctor allowed her to play with her phone afterwards while she was waking up from anesthesia. During this time, she made many embarrassing revelations (most importantly that she wants a.) Ryan Gosling, b.) "to fuck white dick," and c.) to be a Kardashian) and also advances on her hot doctor. I'd feel bad, but as you can see, she was really excited about the attention she was getting when Tyler Oakley retweeted her Vine (video since deleted, here's a backup copy).
"I want to have sex with Ryan Gosling."
"I want white dick. I want to fuck white dick."
"I want to be famous. I just want to be a Kardashian."
"Is this what marijuana feels like? 'Cuz I don't like it."
This girl's Vine profile has since vanished in the wake of all the attention her (understandable) desire to be a world-famous reality star who has access to Ryan Gosling's eggshell-colored love shaft. Or, maybe Vine took it down because she's pretty foul-mouthed. They left up this video, though, and we can all be grateful. Of course, in case they take it down, there's always this copy that was posted to reddit (ed. note: moved to top).
It's always good to have a backup when it comes to other people's embarrassing videos.
(by Johnny McNulty)