I have to admit, this somehow looks magical. Cheap, but magical.
Redditor Turnaroundslowly just got married...to the perfect woman. According to Turnaroundslowly, the bride got very drunk at the reception and then demanded to go to Taco Bell. It must have been within walking distance of wherever the reception was (or wherever their hotel/house was), because clearly she didn't need a car. I wish you both all the happiness, although it's obvious you're already well on your way (not including the next morning—a drunken late-night meal like that and you could end up skipping a few steps in the "getting too comfortable with your spouse in the bathroom" process).
(by Johnny McNulty)
Sources: redditor Turnaroundslowly