someecards.com - I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own.


someecards.com - Being married should free up your time to find me a husband


someecards.com - I can't wait for your wedding reception to show everyone why I'm divorced.


someecards.com - Your wedding day is an important milestone in my self-loathing as a single person


someecards.com - Congratulations on marrying the next person you dated after me