Anyone planning a wedding should read this article and feel a little bit of stress lift off their shoulders. You might be losing sleep over whom of your friends to sit next to weird Uncle Phil, or how to keep Aunt Patty from drinking enough to start voicing her 9/11 theories, but rest easy. As long as no one manages to wipe his ass on the bride's gown, yours will be far from the worst wedding disaster on record. Just make sure everyone in the wedding party wears underwear and you're golden. (Via Blame It On The Voices)

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