Walmart has very low expectations for customers' New Year's resolutions.
Please don't let the next bin be toilet paper, please don't let the next bin be toilet paper.
Learn a new language, lose 15 pounds, write the Great American Tweet — New Year's Resolutions are hard to keep up with for all of us. Walmart, however, apparently thinks its customers are struggling with way more basic things: bathing, dental hygiene, applying basic anti-smell materials to one's body. Walmart shoppers already get a lot of grief; from Target shoppers, from New York City, from devastated local economies — but rarely are they so directly insulted by Walmart itself. It's like being bitten by the hand that feeds you, clothes you, and restricts music and movie choices for you.