I didn't watch the VMAs last night because I was busy being forty years old. Luckily, the Internet was in a rare mood to share some of the more embarrassing highlights. Or rather, one particular highlight. Lowlight? Just watch the clip of Miley's performance below, specifcally starting midway through when Robin Thicke shows up to be twerked on, and then use the comments to suggest some child psychologists who can provide treatment for Willow and Jaden.
(by Bob Powers)