"This just in: A purple dildo."

The best journalism school in the world can't teach the kind of professionalism it takes to keep your cool when a clown starts rubbing a dildo on your face during a live report. Even if Live Reporting/Sex Toy Contact was part of your curriculum, it takes an incredible level of concentration to deal with a Jack Rabbit in your ear when you're actually out in the field.

That's what's so impressive about this Sky Sports reporter doing a report on British football's "transfer deadline day." He was probably tempted to grab that guy and use the dildo exactly the way the manufacturer intended, but understood he had a job to do.

Why someone would have a purple dildo on hand to rub in a reporter's face isn't clear. But there's a lot about British sports I don't understand.

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Sources: Death and Taxes