The only Valentine's Day card that will hold up in a court of law.
Look, if someone fails to fulfill their duties as Valentine you should be able to take them into court and absolutely destroy them financially. Now you can, with this legally binding Valentine's Day card from Docracy. The days of just turning the other cheek on a failed Valentine are over. Seize their assets and set a precedent so future Valentines know that a contract is a contract and you are not some chump who'll just roll over and die.