someecards.com - This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics


someecards.com - The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score.


someecards.com - I wish they could manufacture a holiday that didn't point out my inability to commit.


someecards.com - The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working


someecards.com - I'd love to not hear all about your Valentine's Day


someecards.com - My Valentine runs on batteries.


someecards.com - Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep


someecards.com - Just wanted to thank you in advance for the flowers I'm going to send to myself and pretend are from you.


someecards.com - I look forward to an intimate Valentine's Day with my ex's Facebook page.


someecards.com - I'm using Pinterest to show people the perfectly romantic Valentine's Day I won't be having