Bakery's Valentine's Day cookies make you wonder who in the kitchen got dumped.
There's one in the back not for sale: "YOUR COOKIES WERE NEVER AS GOOD AS MINE!"
Bakers need love, too. They also need to work out their aggression when love leaves them for a fancy-schmancy "pastry chef." This is pretty much the perfect gift for anyone alone on Valentine's Day, though: it's sugary, it's full of carbs, and you can eat them one after another while torrenting the last episode of "Downton Abbey" for yourself online. Plus, we're pretty sure they could absorb quite a few tears before getting soggy.
Sources: Redditor Arcmaster