Tip for modern adulterers: If you're planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn't live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers. That's exactly what happened to one unlucky actor this morning when he crossed model/Twitter funnyperson Melissa Stetten, who over the course of her flight discovered through the help of the Internet that not only is "Brian" married with child, he's also a devout Christian and gigantic hypocrite. We're not sure what he should be more embarrassed about: his now-public philandering, or the fact that he name-dropped Matthew McConaughey.

 

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