You know talk shows, those depressingly moronic hours of television that air between ads for community colleges, accident lawyers, and worse community colleges? Well, before they were nothing but wall-to-wall paternity tests and hillbilly slapfights, these shows contained some small amount of actual creativity. Campy, demented, and clearly staged creativity, but creativity nonetheless. Here are some of the most baffling, unhinged daytime TV moments you've missed because of that whole "being employed" thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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