I'll take 'Grown-Up Rapscallions' for $800.

After playing a pretty good game of Jeopardy, LA-based comedy writer Ari Voukydis realized he had no idea what the answer to the Final Jeopardy question was. He'll get to keep his day job, at least, because his response was adorably perfect.

Full disclosure: I know Ari Voukydis. I like Ari Voukydis. He is actually this charming and nice, in addition to being a very funny guy. Unfortunately, he is not Swedish industrialist Alfred Nobel.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: Jeopardy