If only dildos had been able to fly, and been more scared of people.

Yes, as we all know, man-made extinctions have been with us for millennia. Although the poor, flightless dildo is the most famous example—it was so friendly that it walked right up to, and sometimes inside of, the sailors who discovered it—it goes far beyond that.

Beginning at the end of the last Ice Age, mankind hunted most of the world's very large sex toys to extinction: the vibrator-toothed tiger, the wooly rubber-woman-mouth, and the masturbatadon. Since the Industrial Revolution, however, our insatiable hunger for bigger and bigger orgasms has decimated the world's natural erotica supplies. Scientists believe that in the next ten years, even rabbits and butterflies will be wiped out. Of course, one species need not worry; as we all know, if there's ever a nuclear attack, only butt plugs will be left to take over the earth.

(by Johnny McNulty)

Sources: YouTube WeAreTheSavageNation