"I'm so late for sacking that village. God, I hope I have enough plunder for the cable bill."
 


Subway customer satisfaction is way up.
 


"If I hear one more 'going green' joke, I'm going to mulch."
 


Reading, loading your gun; always have something to do when you're bored on the subway.
 


Final stop: Malta.

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