The strangest headline about a man dressing up as a bear to kill his ex-girlfriend you'll see all day.
We hear a lot of murder plots throughout the day (send yours in to our submissions box!), but it's rare when we hear one that instantly brings two words to mind: Can't. Fail. Sure it's illegal to kill your ex-girlfriend. But you know what isn't illegal? For a bear to kill your ex-girlfriend. He found the loophole! If you want to kill someone, all you have to do is first kill a freaking bear, the most terrifying beast ever to roam North American woods, then slip yourself into his perfectly skinned pelt, do a little mauling and BOOM, no more ex-girlfriend! Frankly, we're stunned that this plot was thwarted before it got out of the planning stage.
[ Via Inquisitr]