We're not completely sure what country this is from because we can't actually stop watching it in order to do the proper research. In any case, cheers to Jim Beam for barely bothering with a metaphor and for making American Apparel ads look like they were made by the Amish. (WARNING: You may need some "alone time" after viewing this video so don't watch it unless you have an office door or simply don't care about coworkers watching you masturbate.)

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