It's time we stopped stereotyping Canada as the "Nation of Politeness" and start stereotyping them as the "Nation of Whores." Really, is this any different than all those yuppie parents fighting to get their kids into the right pre-school to put them on the path to Harvard? The strip clubs in Montreal are just as competitive, and the people who work there are way more tolerable to be around than anyone who ever graduated from Harvard.

Sources: National Post