"Oh Jesus Christ please don't fly, please don't fly."  (via YouTube)

Colton Write, AKA The Owl Whisperer, AKA The Owl Swifferer, found an owl in his kitchen, and after about "40 minutes of hysterics" figured out the funniest way possible to get it out of his house. 

Yes!!! Fuck yeah!!!!

If I was lucky enough to be visited by a cool as hell bird of prey, I think I'd want it to hang out for a while, but I wasn't there when it did this. 

Mr. Owl, are you ok?

(by Myka Fox)

Sources: reddit