If dissents could kill... (via Getty)

Have you read Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's scathing dissent opinion for SCOTUS's disastrously stupid Burwell v. Hobby Lobby decision? If not, I don't blame you. Reading is for eggheads who probably don't need to worry about affordable contraceptives in the first place, am I right? (High five!) 

Plus, this guy Jonathan Mann—who's been recording a song a day, every day, for the past 2,007 days (five and a half years to you and me)—took the text of her dissent and adapted it into this incensed folk protest song, which I strongly believe will be remembered as the song of our generation of the day:

Point of order: The phrase "slut shaming geezers" is not actually in the text of Ginsburg’s dissenting opinion. Though, that's clearly an oversight on her part. I'll allow it.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

Sources: Jonathan Mann | h/t Think Progress | h/t Jezebel