Employee discovers the most ingenious way to get out of doing any work.
What an idiot. You don't need to pay someone else to surf the Internet at work all day.
Livin' the dream. That's what this putz was trying to do: live the American dream of hiring a much poorer person to do all your work for far less while taking the credit and pay, not to mention a job for which plenty of Americans would be willing to do at least 3/4 of the work. With all this free time, what did this highly-paid software developer do? Cure cancer? Build his own company? Write the Great Outsourced American Novel? Nope: cats. The last time we checked, that counted as doing less than nothing. But hey, maybe he can take his money and move to China. It's a lot cheaper over there, we hear.
Sources: redditor nickcm1