Dammit! That's the third car he's had to take to the scrapyard this week. (via)

And they didn't even say which part of the car, or with which part of the body. This could be the work of a local car wash owner trying to boost business. Either way, next time I see a "I'd Rather Be Hunting " bumper sticker on a car, I'm leaving a note that says, "A deer walked past your car. Just kept walking. It's still alive and everything. You pissed?"

(by Bob Powers)

Sources: Redditor pizzas1ut