Man responds in best way possible to shirtless wrong number text.
"Let's never speak of this again."
It's a good thing he said "wrong number," or this could have quickly turned into the worst game of chicken ever. Hopefully Shirtless Gentleman #1 has learned a valuable lesson from Shirtless Gentleman #2, and will henceforth put as much effort into dialing the right number as he does into turning his hat bill to the ultimate angle and degree of suaveness.
Sources: HuffPost Comedy