Updated 7/17/13:


There are other measures of success, sir.

 


Even guardian angels can't save this person from herself.

 


But ever so slightly above that: spell-check.

 


It's from First Corinthians Book One.

 


#regret will help you find other things people are regretting!

 


You're never fully an adult until you know the difference between "your" and "you're."

 

Updated 6/17/13:


Sadly, this tattoo will never get better.

 


Does anyone have the streangth to overcome this?

 


Hey, if you're flawed to begin with, no harm adding a flawed tattoo here and there.

 


And on the 9th day, God was like, "Hang on, that should be 'infantry.'"

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