Oh shit, that stawberry's pissed! He just saw a meln running off with his buberry!

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Like socks.

Updated 8/13/13:

And the wisdom to spell "difference."


Is that the British spelling?


All a chive needs to do is believe in itself and it can garnish anything!


But this tattoo will never, ever be better.


Man, raisins again? And I forgot my darn umbrella.


And if you can't find one, just think about the fact this person has to live with this forever.

Updated 7/17/13:

There are other measures of success, sir.


Even guardian angels can't save this person from herself.

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