Oh shit, that stawberry's pissed! He just saw a meln running off with his buberry!
And the wisdom to spell "difference."
Is that the British spelling?
All a chive needs to do is believe in itself and it can garnish anything!
But this tattoo will never, ever be better.
Man, raisins again? And I forgot my darn umbrella.
And if you can't find one, just think about the fact this person has to live with this forever.
There are other measures of success, sir.
Even guardian angels can't save this person from herself.
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