On the other hand, weigh your dicisions carefully.
I believe you're looking for the word "perfecter."
Oh shit, that stawberry's pissed! He just saw a meln running off with his buberry!
And the wisdom to spell "difference."
Is that the British spelling?
All a chive needs to do is believe in itself and it can garnish anything!
But this tattoo will never, ever be better.
Man, raisins again? And I forgot my darn umbrella.
And if you can't find one, just think about the fact this person has to live with this forever.
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