On the other hand, weigh your dicisions carefully.

 


I believe you're looking for the word "perfecter."

 


Oh shit, that stawberry's pissed! He just saw a meln running off with his buberry!

 


Like socks.

Updated 8/13/13:


And the wisdom to spell "difference."

 


Is that the British spelling?

 


All a chive needs to do is believe in itself and it can garnish anything!

 


But this tattoo will never, ever be better.

 


Man, raisins again? And I forgot my darn umbrella.

 


And if you can't find one, just think about the fact this person has to live with this forever.

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