Verily, God is great. (via)
An accident or a really weird pun? You decide. (via)
Including all of the limbs you've destroyed.
You know, like molasses or something.
That's awkward because I'm judging you right now.
Fine, maybe one, tiny regert.
Well, you're a poor speller.
In this case, that's up for debate.
Well, you're genuinely something, anyway.
There's really no point in looking back once you've done something like this.
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