We did not choose our tattoo typo. We where drunk.  (Via)



Then your wounds did what? (Via)


No one will ever understand the bond they share or the tattoos they get. (via) 


My motto has always been, "Be pre-recorded!" (via)



Family should come first, but spelling shouldn't come quite so far behind. (via)



She should have resisted this. (via)



Is that like a fat infidel? (via)



At least he tride. (via)

Updated 2/20/14:


Sorry, but you fail the exam for your poetic license. (via)

 


It's sad that we're impressed your spelling mistake is easily fixed. (via)

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