(Screencap via The New Yorker

Remember that dialect quiz we all took a couple weeks ago? The one that said you talk like you grew up in Perth Amboy, NJ because you don't know what a pill bug is, and that's totally where you grew up! New Yorker writer Sarah Larson just wrote a whole new quiz that doesn't give a hot crap where you grew up, and it's way funnier for it. You totally have to take this quiz right now!

(by Bob Powers)

Sources: Shouts & Murmurs: What Do Y'all, Yinz, And Yix Call Stretchy Office Supplies?