It's the trifecta! Parents and teachers take note, this is how you get children interested in the electoral process.

If we were kind, considerate people, we'd have ignored these victims of parental misjudgment, knowing full-well they'll be sufficiently teased throughout life. Then we figured, what's a little more public humiliation going to hurt? Enjoy these delightfully terrible monikers discovered around the Web, and let us know of others we may have missed.

 

Updated 10/5/11: