Maybe not as fun as accusing people of being racist for mistaking Apollo Creed for Kony, but still, they should be ashamed for thinking that Pee Wee Herman and Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell look alike just because they're both public masturbators. We know a lot of public masturbators and they come in all shapes and sizes, colors and religions. The need to suddenly strip naked and masturbate does not care about the shade of your skin. It just demands that you get started with the public masturbation wherever you are and regardless of how cold it is outside because this cannot wait.