Last week, the world was made safe from Bin Laden. This week, it's been made safe for dodgeball. While this is a great victory in the war against sexual assault of the American exercise ball, we can't help but feel sad that the arrest occurred on Mother's Day. It can't be a good feeling for a mother to see her son's face in the paper above a caption that includes the phrase "convicted after similar incidents with exercise balls..." (Via Fark)

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