C- Anything with 'cats' will end up online. A-Typos end up online. T- Peanut butter. S- Whatever.
After a certain amount of time teaching, educators evolve into one of two forms: either a magically wise elder or a totally vacant, depressed shell of a person. We're guessing the person in charge of CATS is one of the latter. Then again, maybe he/she has a good reason. After all, look at the only rule that starts with the correct letter: "S- Stay in your assigned area and touch only your food." If we know anything about how students organize into cliques at lunchtime, it's that no one needs to tell them to stay at their correct table. Unless the school is full of CHAOS: Really Troublesome Kids With Problems.
Sources: redditor jwiles12