A drive thru speaker more dedicated to its job than you are.
This Wendy's intercom may be a barely functional inanimate object, but it's still the most determined fast food employee we've ever seen. We're ready to write off our whole workday over a muffled sneeze, much less if we've been plowed into by a car full of presumably drunk, hungry teenagers. Yet this horrifically mangled piece of equipment still refuses to quit. If he keeps this up, he might have "assistant manager" written all over him (or at least on the piece of paper covering his shattered screen).