Just in time for Shark Week, a 100% real shark was found on the New York City subway this morning.
Everyone at the office agrees it would be cooler if it was a Great White.
I learned something during Shark Week! Sharks cannot survive on the New York City subway. They will die, like this shark, which was discovered early this morning on a Queens-bound N train. No one knows where the shark came from or why it was going to Queens, but according to N-train passengers, the smell of rotting fish stands out even amongst the everyday train stench.
Here are a few possible explanations for the shark's last ride:
1) Obviously, he's a plug by the Discovery Channel for Shark Week.
2) Tricked onto subway by wily cartoon fish.
3) Sent to sleep with the humans by underwater mob boss.
4) Working the late shift at the aquarium.
5) Mild sharknado.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)