This Memphis police officer incriminated himself by inadvertently broadcasting the entire incident over the police scanner. No word on whether he called for back-up.

These stories are proof that the excitement of getting laid in a public place isn't always worth the minute and a half of pleasure (or, if you're some hot-shot showoff, two minutes). They're also great examples of why we prefer to have sex the old-fashioned way: indoors, on a bed, shades drawn, with just us, our partner, three or four consenting friends, a video camera, an inflatable giraffe, and three gallons of honey.

 

The school should either expel them immediately or give them both scholarships.

 

Geez, guys, get a room. Preferably not a classroom.

 

Remember to always stretch before and after you pursue the person who rightfully asked you to not screw in the park.

 

She had sex on top of a castle? That's leadership potential if we've ever heard it.

 

At least he was honest. 

 

Ah, the old my-prostitute-transformed-into-a-barnyard-animal defense. That's Law School 101, Moyo.

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