This Memphis police officer incriminated himself by inadvertently broadcasting the entire incident over the police scanner. No word on whether he called for back-up.

These stories are proof that the excitement of getting laid in a public place isn't always worth the minute and a half of pleasure (or, if you're some hot-shot showoff, two minutes). They're also great examples of why we prefer to have sex the old-fashioned way: indoors, on a bed, shades drawn, with just us, our partner, three or four consenting friends, a video camera, an inflatable giraffe, and three gallons of honey.


The school should either expel them immediately or give them both scholarships.


Geez, guys, get a room. Preferably not a classroom.


Remember to always stretch before and after you pursue the person who rightfully asked you to not screw in the park.


She had sex on top of a castle? That's leadership potential if we've ever heard it.


At least he was honest. 


Ah, the old my-prostitute-transformed-into-a-barnyard-animal defense. That's Law School 101, Moyo.

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