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Second-grader has better pickup lines than you ever will.

This child has his whole life ahead of him, yet he turns on the charm like "touching some boob" is his Make-A-Wish request. He speaks with the experience of a man who's rounded third base, and not just in tee ball. And hey, sure she's an unattainable older woman, but with confident lines like these, maybe he still has a chance. Especially if they live in Florida.

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