This car is getting "vandalize-ed." (via)
The scene opens with the action already in progress. The wife (ex-wife?) is smacking the red convertible with a hammer. The husband (ex?) is desperately trying to get her to stop.
Clearly, he's more into proving that the woman is crazy than he is about preserving their property. He can't even use this video as evidence to take her to court because, according to the only thing the woman says in the video, "it isn't vandalism if it's your property." And her name is on the lease.
It is unclear what started the argument but redditor Masterdmr rightly suggests it is because "he insisted on holding his iPhone vertically while recording videos."
Watch! As she slowly and listlessly pats the hammer against the car's paint job.
Listen! As she drags the back of the hammer against the cars interior.
Groan! As the narrator tries to drag innocent people in a truck into his strange domestic dispute.
As the film draws to a close, the narrator wraps things up by saying, "Well, I think we all know where this is going."
You're going to go inside and have passionless makeup sex?
"She's going to hurt me after this."
(by Myka Fox)