Panera Bread accidentally enters the erotic pastry business.
Anyone else get instantly aroused at the very thought of autumn and its crisp, throbbing breezes and the trees dropping foliage and just standing there butt naked like they're all, "You like these branches, girl?" Then there's Halloween with the sexy witch costumes and the sexy nurse costumes and the sexy Eleanor Roosevelt costumes. Panera Bread knows what we're talking about. Their cookies don't waste your time with just a little hint of pumpkin spice. They're the full package, ready to shove pumpkin in every orifice of your autumn. So much pumpkin you'll wonder if you can handle it, then you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. Also, the tops of these cookies look like male shame-parts, in case you didn't catch that.
[ Via Redditor Liezah]