"Scientifically Accurate DuckTales" will ruin your childhood and love of nature all at once.
This is almost worse than watching an educational video about Florida politics.
The fact that ducks are horrible necrophiliac rapists has been known on the Internet for a while now (and presumably earlier in science, but we all know that nothing counts until it's online). So, ducks in the real world were already ruined. Now, unfortunately, Fox's "Animation Domination" seems determined to destroy my last fond duck-related memores, those of Scrooge McDuck and his nephews Huey, Luey and Duey. I liked it a lot better when he was greedy for gold instead of nonconsensual sex. What's next, are you going to tell me that bears only pilot waterplanes to remote tropical bars so that they can maul all the chipmunks inside? Just shoot me now.
(by Johnny McNulty)