FIre Extinguisher Guy starts off the best, but doesn't follow through at all.
This video confirms our long suspicion that humanity bats about .200 when it comes to doing the right thing. The only people getting a pass here are the Chinese food delivery guys, who frankly aren't getting paid enough for this. Our personal favorites are Flower Attack Girl and Old Lady With Glasses Who Gets Really Pissed. Watching this made us consider one convoluted argument for gun control, though: if more people were carrying concealed pistols, the guy playing the attacker here would probably be dead. So, stop carrying so many guns so we can pretend to kill each other without getting killed.
Sources: BeatriceRevenge on YouTube