"One dish?! What's next? I can only use one of the three toothbrushes in the bathroom?!"
We all achieve civilized adulthood at our pace. Unfortunately, when you live with roommates, you have to deal with those people who seem to really be taking their time with it. Training is necessary. Training and punishment. Swift, merciless punishment.
In fact, cute idea with the policy, Anthony's favorite Jew & Armenian, but it's not good enough. From now on, no dishes for Anthony. Ever. He eats from his hands until he learns. Only from his hands. Even soup.
(by Bob Powers)
Sources: Redditor dferbs